In the law enforcement community laughing, happy, uncles are considered prime targets. The dedicated detective who prosecutes this special brand of felonious foe is known as “Ethan Fire-guy”. These are his stories.
We’ve always known that “uncle” Dwayne was a good sport. He’s always good for a laugh and always there to be concerned after you’ve inhaled Kool-aid from laughing so hard. Seriously, when he shows more concern over your turning blue than your own spouse does, THAT is friendship. This visit, no Kool-Aid ( yes she CAN be taught) but I did collapse in a severe asthma attack.
Mark’s Dad has a special drawer of fun things for little boys to play with. Cars, extremely, disturbingly, ow-my-Lord-that-has-to-hurt, flexible GI Joe characters, and handcuffs all inhabit this drawer. Yes I said handcuffs. Sandy helpful pointed out that she wasn’t sure where the key to the handcuffs had been hidden. She helpfully pointed this out after Uncle Dwayne had been unlawfully detained.
Once the joy of arresting and releasing Dwayne had worn off, Ethan arrested the rest of the family. Daddy is apparently a repeat offender and lucky that the DA didn’t throw the book at him. I told him he shouldn’t have made the GI Joe man into a pretzel.
Special thanks to Dwayne for being.. well.. Dwayne.
(No key was required, the handcuffs have a handy release switch. Also, we all have “ligature marks” from the cuffs, because Agent Ethan is into roughing up the suspects.)
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1 comment:
LOL, I've know police offers like that in my time!
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