Losing It

Things that have made me totally LOSE MY MIND in the past 24 hours:

1. Two SPAWNLINGS playing baseball with ROCKS in front of the sliding glass door. The sliding glass door attached to the house I have to put on the market in 2.5 weeks.
2. The 101 fever my husband came home with- again
3. Finding out that Fremont California has awesome! award winning! Fantastic! schools- but they are overcrowded so there’s a large possibility that your child will get bussed to the craptastical ghetto school on the other side of town.
4. Realizing that there’s no fraking way I can pay $3500/month in rent unless I sell my body to science

(Science would so totally want my body, y’all. I have flabbergasted ER physicians with not one but TWO never-heard-of-before drug allergies in the past 4 weeks. Anaphylactic shock is the BOMB, dude!)

5. Realizing that taking the boys to the beach to show them the AWESOME that is California is going to be totally foiled by the FOG and RAIN that is San Francisco weather this coming weekend.
6. The “stager” and her instance on re-painting my house.
   

(Am fine now, in case you care. Won’t be taking any fancy medication for ANY ailment, though. Not worth the misery.)

7. Told they couldn’t play baseball with rocks, spawnlings decided to sword fight with the new fake tree in the basement ( another bright idea of the stager-lady). Trees are only worthy opponents in old-school MUDs.
8. Informed boys we were riding on an airplane to California! Fun! Ethan replies “Can’t we just got to Nana’s instead?”
9. Is after 10pm and Ian just came downstairs for the 4^th time.

(Ding Dongs (the snack cakes, you perverts) are wrapped in foil, again. That is fascinating me. That is how sad my life is now. Ding dongs in foil. It’s not even as funny as dicks in the mail.)